Looking Out From The Shore

Broom spirits swept the diving board clean. Potato soup fulfills the goals of the stomach and makes it a festival. Go pearls, go snow. Sequels whistle my art. I’m the hotel jewel man. The dwarf does nothing fast. His very absence fulminates in melody like an idea. Slothful ingots of cocoa belie the noodle barometer. It’s a cracked elfin bronze, like my sister’s hat.

My eyes trigger the refrigerator, which whirs into action, creating a cold like that of the arctic, but less strident, and more like the jellied veritas of congelation, or marmalade. A daily disaster of butter chews through the confusion and grasps the helm of appetite. A cricket climbs up to my hip and chirps like a second pelvis. Later, after gorging on a chocolate doughnut the size of Isamu Noguchi’s Black Sun, I stood in a field of algebra palpating a polynomial. Eventually, it sneezed, and made a new library. A Martian emissary arrived on the horizon with a truckload of percussion, and we all floated in hindsight, believing the past to be a form of Gothic realism, from which we harvested lyrics for our songs and mosses for our podiatry.   

Hunger personifies the gondolier whose short nimble wings carry us into the domain of the invisible. Battle ears are the nutmeg of analysis. Buy a bingo lobster and enjoy the outdoors. The Sparkle Club was its own happy setting, harked the fierce cactus with a lisp and a desert frown. And so I sat down and amended my adjustments to the world with a loud cockatoo obtained from cocaine and an incendiary dimple I let fall in a pile of innocence. Do not attempt this at home. You will only confuse the neighbors.

I believe a shrill cry will cause the gates of Hades to creak open and hairdos to rumble with the kind of benign neglect we saw in the middle of the last century, when everyone was trying out new modalities of thought, and crashing into religions. That was then. This is now. Scraps of morning tinkle in our conversation. Masturbating euphemisms scratch at everyone’s door, yearning for sanctuary, and a nice warm bed. A thin melee of unbalanced perspective savors of provocation. The hibiscus dares state itself as a hazy wild noise, and we sink into the field wanting a few more napkins to daub the mustard from the sun.

I know what it is. The source of the problem. If you want to call this a problem. I let things happen. I encourage things to happen. And the outcome is rubber, as always, and a little bit custard, and vanilla extract. I crawled through a hole in the eye of a newborn and saw the future of orthodontics. This made me understand the need for pepper, but where was the salt, where was the empathy for paper, and the people that make paper, and the trees and streams that bring paper into being? It was all turning around in the mind, exciting as the biology of retail. 

I opened the door to the kitchen, and there were onions on the table and soap. I’ve always been eager to generalize from actual experience. The potato chips are worth exploring, yes, but what is better, the ears or the tongue? Flexibility punishes bronze. It was a muslin Monday and the canopy of my bed trembled with onanistic conviction. The cat ate quenelle by the candle. A bullish feeling of streaks brought me to the brink of oblivion. The view was ageless. And that includes seaweed. 

The Outer Limits Of Things

I like the outer limits of things. The places where the limits are vague and the patterns are decoys. Like Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker. This is the Zone, a dank, gloomy, industrial outpost in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland where the natural laws of physics are rendered bizarrely ineffectual. The goal is to find a legendary mystical room in which all desires are gratified. One begins to feel a wide gap between the empirical and the numinous. It’s a dilemma. Navigational equipment is useless. You have to go by intuition. This is difficult. It’s a question of subtleties. It’s a little like trying to choose among the many CDs in the glove compartment of a car. It’s never a rational decision. You’re reaching for something otherworldly in a grave of the mundane. Impulse is the only way out. You just grab what’s available and stick it in the slot and it gets sucked into the player on the dashboard and music comes streaming out of the speakers. If it’s Bob Dylan that’s ok, but if it’s Burt Bacharach forget it. A line has been crossed. No one is going to San José today. You’ve just been initiated to the divinity of the undecided. This is a resin without reason whose relish is a raison. The heat will come on in a second. Turn right at the next corner. Turn left at the next light. Or don’t. Google hasn’t mapped any of this. Nor could it.

The same way it takes more than a bag of almonds to create a tiger out of a wad of hypothesis, a beautiful autonomy hums within the genesis of thought until it assumes form in somebody’s alphabet and promotes the rhapsody of substance. That thunder you hear is a rose bursting out of a bud of punctuation. Sometimes I don’t know whether I’m being chased or followed by something in a dream. What goes on in my head rarely, if ever, goes on outside my head. I suspect this is the situation for most people. If something going on in my head happens, also, to be going on outside my head, I make sure my gun is loaded. All truths are half-truths. Each minute of each day a Cecropia moth slips through the circuitry of a clock, and it leaves a shadow. The shadow, which assumes multiple forms, can carry a mountain of prose or a thought so light that no amount of gravity can hold it down. This is the birth of fiction. There are roots in the jungle that can remedy almost any disease, and if you toss a scarf or a handkerchief into a stream you can see it happen. Enigmatic meanings storm the walls of logic. Reason dwells in a granite hotel. Every fixation has a phantom presence. On Saturday we paint scorpions on our foreheads and on Sunday we divert our confusion with pieces of amber and volumes of ambiguity. Those of us who escape the prison of the ego find the providence of breath. Intoxicating fumes emerge from the abyss. When a boat appears in the mist of the river Styx you must pay the ferryman the coin that was deposited in your mouth before you began this journey, though he also accepts debit and credit cards, mobile payments and electronic bank transfers. He will not accept checks.

I need turpentine for a noun mist. And a diminishing pain in a trance of grapefruit. We should give our pleasure a month to get used to the easy darkness of the cathedral. I’m overflowing the hay of my necessity to create a tenable circumlocution. This is the place to do it. This is the place to sit down and eat a sundae. I call it Xenon. This is my summons to one and all to come and join me. Bring a dog. Bring a God. Bring a lapidarian. Bring an abstraction. Bring a truckload of abstractions. Especially blue ones. I’m stitching a tincture of universe. And it must be blue. Blue is the color of reality. If mass is a bath at the very beginning of flannel, then ink is a net of rain. It’s easy to affirm a reality. The hard part is convincing other people that your reality is the real reality, absolute reality, one-size-fits-all, the ultimate ululating ukulele reality, the one we all try so hard to adapt to, mistaking what is ordinary bedrock common sense with empyreal cloth.

I put the sponge in the whirlpool chamber for a reason. I need to prove how tomorrow’s parcel of time will be based on a theory of whalebone. I’m reminded of the night I discovered the ghost of a sparrow in a riverbed rock I split in half in with a mallet. It felt nimble to splash around in a swamp. I do not say this nonchalantly. Indecision claws at the gates of certainty. In youth, I aspired to be a dishwasher. But when I became an old man, I realized my true ambition, and became a semi-colon. Not many people use semi-colons anymore. They go for colons. And who wouldn’t. Colons means business. They’re not wishy-washy like semi-colons. I get it. But I still firmly believe that the semi-colon was destined for greatness in the world of punctuation; they provide habitat for a gently detached mimosa, and provide the sentence with a means to float. 

 

Letters Are Skeletons

I made a map in the sand of the island of my dreams. It hovered at the edge of absence. And smoked and trembled and quaked until it was swept away. Just like Ricky Nelson singing “Hello Mary Lou, Goodbye Heart.” I’m floating an armchair into my mind so that I can readjust to the gravity of the situation. When you get to be my age you spend so much time in the past that the present seems like glass & the future is 90 seconds to midnight on the doomsday clock. There was a time I slid down the hall in my socks crying out for the gods. Now everything is echoes. And feathers and mollusks and splatter and rhubarb. Wi-Fi bombast blood and bombs. Androids drones and homelessness. Wall Street corruption and sycophantic swordfish dinners. It used to be candles & wine. Wouldn’t it be nice to get back to that? I’ve got mosquitoes on my terrycloth sneakers. I’ve got a black magic helmet and a suitcase packed with voodoo. I’m ready to go. 

I’m immersed in pink noise. Ten hours of it, to be exact. It’s a sound therapy program for people who suffer tinnitus to get a little relief, available on YouTube. The sound masks the ringing in one’s head. It sounds like being on a passenger jet. I’m lying on a bed but it feels as if I could lean over and see clouds beneath. I find myself getting a little euphoric. The noise provides a perspective from which I can think about my experience of tinnitus more objectively. I think of the sound of background radiation and how it helped astrophysicists form their Big Bang theory. Background radiation has a pulsing buzzing sound that morphs into a monotonous sputter. It appears the entire universe has tinnitus. But in this instance the tinnitus is a pink noise that drowns my tinnitus in an ocean of sound. Why bother to travel anywhere to go look at a waterfall if you couldn’t hear the thunder of it? Tinnitus is the sound that accompanies consciousness in the same way the sound of a waterfall is the sound of its volume affirming itself in space.

You can only bend reality so far. And it takes a lot of words to do it. Though the fewer words you use the more effectively does reality bend to your will. Not knowing what reality is to begin with is a big help. Visits to the junkyard in search of a carburetor opened an avenue of thought and discovery I hadn’t anticipated. Cars don’t use carburetors anymore, they use fuel injectors, and it’s a downright shame. Carburetors are less expensive and have jets that push the gas into the combustion chambers. Fuel injection requires a lot of fiddling because of electrical components and return lines to the fuel tank, and only delivers about 10 horsepower at peak. This is a reality I’d like to bend into a CT4 Cadillac with a 2.7L Turbocharged engine, premium alloy wheels, HD color touch-display and heated seats with lumbar massage. Or I could just buy it. If I had money. Which I don’t. I could steal it. But I’m too old for jail. Like I say. You can only bend reality so far. Bend it too hard and it’ll break. You’ll find yourself standing on the shoulder of some highway, thumb out, your hair blowing in the wind as a fragment of reality speeds by.

The theater is the best place to demonstrate percussion. These are my slow night theories. I'm fresh from the soul cave. When I do my fast night theories I wear a thousand scarves and a homesick sponge. Can a dry poplar stray far from the sleet on a windy night? Not at all. The poplar needs the sleet as much as the sleet needs the poplar. Distance may be achieved in other ways. Trains, planes, and electrolytes. Needs are often served in the guise of hazard. A punch to the gut, a brawl in the alley, a perforated peptic ulcer. It’s all part of life. I find comfort in philosophy. It makes me feel cadenced and gyroscopic, like a foghorn, & gives me enough words to make a paragraph feel comfortable. Then why am I anticipating a visit from my temper? I’ve got water, food, a wife and a warm room, a slithering inkling of better possibilities awaiting us all at the gates of sequence, and a helicopter that is so perfectly derelict in explanation I weep. Some nights I just don’t feel like using capital letters for anything. And that’s ok. What irks me are leaky pipes. This winter has been particularly bad. But enough about me. What about you? What are you wearing? Am I some sort of pervert? Quite frankly, yes. But a really good one. I mean, who writes poetry in the Age of Wi-Fi? Techies rule the world, not poets. If poets ruled the world we’d have libraries everywhere and traffic lights using haikus instead of color signals. Jack Spicer would’ve survived the Beatles. Lou Welch would’ve survived the seventies. Emily Dickinson would’ve lived to be 108. And Adrian Rich would’ve been much much richer. Don’t you give up, baby, don’t you cry, don’t you give up till I reach the other side. Dick and Dee Dee. 1961. My first concert. And then I became Fredrich Nietzsche & grew a pet mustache to keep me warm and inquisitive on cold lonely nights at the edge of the known universe. Which was the parking lot at Dicks. And sometimes the wharfs in downtown Seattle smelling of sea slop and mollusks. And sometimes a bookstore open at midnight, fragrant with thought and fabrication.

Letters are skeletons. The flesh is in the imagination. If I try to slip an actual chicken into the word for chicken, there are difficulties. Needles awaken in my skin and I sprout feathers. I become a chicken. I peck and scratch at the ground. I lay an egg. I incubate an egg. The egg hatches & another language emerges. And it becomes a chicken. Soon the world is overrun with chickens, like in Kauai, which is teeming with wild chickens. This is the story of language. According to the International Society for the Understanding and Proper Feeding of Chickens. One day a chicken laid an egg and out of that egg a universe emerged, dressed in lottery tickets and pyramids, and began making sounds that mirrored the world in ways that made it appear distorted, and cotton, and imbued with aspirations toward truth and understanding. This was the world’s first chicken. But if this was the world’s first chicken, where did the egg come from? How did the egg precede the chicken? It was probably caused by heating an allegory, which caused a flame of semantic yolk to flicker within the heart of an ovoid, and become an omelet.