How to Get Rich Writing Poetry

That’s right you too can be a Donald Trump

A Warren Buffett of poetry

A buffet of trumpets a warren of infinite crisis

Just follow these easy steps

To a cocktail lounge sit down and employ

A ceremony of words in a roiling brook

Of magnetic obscurities. An angel

     of the morning

Will drop coins of moonlight on your table

Which you can spend on a martini or a root beer

Your call. Me, I prefer cream soda

But that’s neither here nor there

     what’s important

Is getting rich. Here’s how to do it invest

     all of yourself

In the sound of something greenbrier

     or Sea of Cortez

This is rich this is true wealth my friend

Words will propagate like waves and roam

In your heart walking up and down

Haunted by the prospect of eternal life

In heavenly leaves of sycamore

What more do you want than a sycamore

There’s more to a sycamore than a sycamore

Escalator grease do you want escalator grease

You can have all the escalator grease you want

All you have to do is say escalator grease

And you will have escalator grease

Escalating throughout the universe

That is the poem. The poem that engages

     your being

Join me in swallowing reality

Take a great big gulp it just so happens

That we’re all surrounded by this thing

Called reality when you go to the bank

To deposit your opus their conception

Of what constitutes money will be different

Than yours don’t let that discourage you

Let the world lift itself into your eyes

     and hang

In your brain annuities perpetuities

     legal tender

And certificates of rain

This is your Contusion on Drugs

This is your contusion on drugs. The glue is worded. Tears fit the eager sorrow. A dream of earth makes our sleep sparkle. I enkindle a word behind the pearl earrings that dangle from the moon above the house. A totem stitched at midnight feathers into resource. I shadow the carp. I oblige the sidewalk to sob oceans of ablution. All of this is happening. All of this is fourth dimensional and hermetic and vertical. A little bit of it is also a little uncertain and some of it is bloated and testimonial. The words are spurred, exciting ideas of possession. This is my stick and this is my sparkly Pythagorean dime. This is the drawing of a snake and this is brimming with Germany. This is extruding an aristocratic corpse and this is unfettered by income. It goes on and on and on. I have pulp and pubic hair. I’ve had these things for a long time and the day will come when the bank will accept my string and hold my account in ageless red dots. I will avenge the zip codes. I will accept winter. I will better appreciate darkness and sympathy and recognize adjectives for the trembling Fauve environments they truly are. Then I will be successful. I will expand into henna. Because the kitchen has volume and the war is over. This paragraph must be described as a shop smelling of Shakespeare’s plays. One day is quite anonymous and another brings puddles and experience. One moment I’m cloth and the next moment I’m all horse and Bob Dylan. I tend to experience flowers differently than other mammals. I lift myself into my sweat and take a long sniff and before my tongue has shaped a word my hunger is aroused and the western horizon gathers into pockets and powerful green knobs that denote horsepower. The excitement is hectic. Please believe me when I say that my attitude toward money is less than ideal. I spend most of my time describing the indescribable. The computer helps. A little. Eventually a completely useless feeling comes along and protects me from the shapes of ambition. I hang my clothes in the closet like anyone else but when it comes to feeling the need to need I don’t need it to need me I simply need to need it when it needs me. That which is entirely fire is also orange. But hey. It’s nice and cool in the Abalone Lounge. There’s room for the dishes and one day the loopholes will close and our hands will feel the weight of the universe connecting us like skin, or something akin to skin, something jolly like mud or hypothesis. A mind, after all, is nothing less than the shadow of a sentence that hasn’t yet been written.

The Many Subtleties of Dishwashing

I feel a certain sorcery in the blood. I wrinkle and repair myself by pain. Gravity thickens in the House of Recognition. Words trickle into willow creating obstetrics and imagination. Imagination gives birth to the Alligators of Prophecy, all of them focused on salt. This is what the fiddlesticks demand. I must act monstrously, like a conquest that begins on Wednesday and by Friday has begun to percolate the Louvre. I’m full of the heavy water of accommodation. I proliferate in flowers. I feel the wiggly ambush of a wooden brain. Sirens interacting with the fingers of summer. Pronouns standing erect in the smell of language, like bags of semantic cement piled on a loading dock in Milwaukee. Facial nerves, ink, and nothingness.These are the sounds that are fossilized in abstraction. And these are the sounds that jerk around and snap into emotion. Big emotions, like the ones that churn with gas stations, pumping the serious fluids of life and thrilling through our hands in obscurities of future combustion. I am a fold of night. I am filled with unleaded consciousness and the burn of rain on the dissonance of time. My equipment is feathers and ears. I glitter to play the guitar and crawl into morality to obtain a mind of swallows. Shaving is a conceit that has turned spectral, like Fred Astaire. I feel names tapping on my feet. Pronouns thrashing around in science. The many subtleties of dishwashing parade in chronological utopias of soap and odor. I am altogether impressed by shoes. I spent the legendary summer of 1967 whispering all the words in the dictionary. Grammar is a muscle. I didn’t really to mean to buy a house just now but the grammar of mutation made me do it. I signed all the papers and spent my birthday among the filigreed. I celebrate my birthday every day. I string words together like beads and crawl out of a vagina in Paris smelling sudden and sophisticated like a pair of experiences that culminate in glue and cause the world to stick together. You might want to try sliding around sometime on something ocher, or emotional, like paper. Paper offers us miracles of hockey and shines in the eyes opening the mind as it plays among mirrors. Is that a door in your head? Or just a stepladder fattened on Plato? Here I am pulling myself along like a fire escape. I knew something like this would happen. As long as you carry the smell of life around there will be socks for the elves and infinity burning in the mystery of incentive. I’m sorry for being so personal, but desire is awkward, and unpredictable. This is why we find elephants in our dreams, and shiver to absorb the stars.

When is Art Art?

When is art art? Art is art when it is everywhere art. That is to say rain. Snow. Mud. Movement. The grace inherent in things. The violence of things, violence of the air, volume in thunder, lightning, fire on the prairie. Smoke in the eyes. Experience. When experience is augmented by thought, by stone, by paint, by dance, by words, experience becomes art. It’s a translation of a language hidden in stones. Sermons in stone, books in brooks. Antlers on a shaman’s head. A man gazing at a lamp in an igloo and seeing visions of ancestors in snow, later to become a history engraved in bone.

Art is transformation. Existence is raw without it. Art lifts, elevates, alters, inspires, fills the brain with swimming images, fires like lightning in the neurons, eyes flashing like opals in the midnight solitude of Kansas. Art has the smell of wood and turpentine, the glop and dribble and smoothness of paint, the frolic and athletic power of dance, the canvas of air when words leave the mouth and enter other ears, other brains, changing like clouds in the thoughts of others.

The commodification of art does serious damage to the spirit and intellect. Art requires risk, the dare to say or represent something disastrous, threatening, and ugly. It has to have this possibility. It has to be a dragon of fierce autonomy. It has to threaten. It has to be dangerous. But not dangerous like money, which is polluting like cholera and typhus. Dangerous like the gleam of metal in a sword, the jewels of its hilt.

Art resists integration. It resists industrialization, purpose, utility. A hammer, a car, a radio, a smartphone can be a beautiful object and can have aesthetic qualities. But it will not be art. It will not have that quality of transcendent force about it, that aura of glorious purposeful purposelessness, of which Kant identified, and will feel dead as a faucet, banal as a doorknob or gym locker. A computer has no more allure than a refrigerator. But the poetry that gets preserved among its pixels has the aura of non-integrative beauty.

Art is the metaphoric counterpart of exploration. It’s synonymous with experiment. It stimulates dalliance. It parachutes through the nebulae of theory like a reverie of space. It amuses. It kills. It gleans. It multiplies ideas. It needs form because  -  existing in and of itself  -  the processes of its development involve static elements. Words, paint, marble, clay. Melody, rhythm, timbre, texture. The work remains still. The premises immediately posited by the work are fulfilled as its result. The work is permeated with its own essence. Garlic holds space in a trance of envelopment. A curve emancipates a feather. Colors arc into the embroidery of a thought.

Art is art when it opens a door in the head and a universe walks out.

The Suitcase is Finally Lyrical

Distance murders velocity. How

Is this the same as our more authentic being

Of refinement and spheres? The official

Manipulation behooves me to wait

For your pathos with a mentally pressed

Upheaval. The scrupulously grappled

Navigation of flowing with lightning

Varnishes the mahogany of our shirts

And opposes nature. Charm a harmonica

And cab up the snow. A discarded

Wind articulates the wear of autumn

And its rapier chivalry. Toss a hammer

And the hail tastes of amplitude. Canoe

The paradox. Speculation is sticky

With maple bugs shifted toward Boston

And the light is swollen with sideboards

The aggression feels wavy and the propellers

Are so much pigment and yet there

Is a pleasure to be with oneself

And composure and thirst. Chronological glands

Chronological drawers. A crimson infinity

Asleep in the furniture. It’s only natural

To abandon cardboard and smell

Like adaptation. I accredit substance

With attitude and hurry to be an incident

A fence and fencing lessons and tea

Anger is expressive and so is bristling

If I flow into sounds and taste the sublime

Images can be pretty or excused. Infantry

Road has no gravel and the opposition

I hold to be the nebular prominence

Of a problem many times cooked

By holding a glow until the touch

Of the world sparkles like a paragraph

The Blob stretches into medicine  

And the suitcase is finally lyrical

 

Close Encounters of the Rhizomatous Kind

Alien Abduction

Poetry by Lewis Warsh

Ugly Duckling Presse, 2015  

Is poetry a UFO? Are poets extraterrestrials? Yes and no. Which is to mean mainly yes and a little bit no. Which is to mean I simply don’t know. 

Poetry, if it is done well, leads to an acute sense of defamiliarization, which is a kind of alien abduction, to be sure. “It is perfectly clear that language is influenced by socioeconomic conditions,” observed Victor Schklovsky in his preface to The Theory of Prose. “The word is a thing. It changes in accordance with the linguistic laws that govern the physiology of speech and so on.” 

Alter language, you alter reality. To immerse yourself in a poem is to take a ride in a vehicle of defamaliarization. It is to subject ourselves to a dynamic act of perception brought into play by the poet’s technique. This is not abduction, since it is a willed condition, but the sense of alienation transmitted by the poet via the poem to the listener or reader is none the less real. The abduction may be mutual, but the world is not the same. The estrangement we feel is as penetrating and actual as any experience we’re apt to have in the realm of the imagination.  

Lewis Warsh has been a prominent figure in contemporary American poetry for at least four decades. This new collection offers a variety of technique for the transport of our intellect to distant planets whose distance is relative to the scope of our interior life, far away as Mars and contingent as a dinner plate. 

“Alien Abduction,” the poem on page from which this collection derives its title, begins with a line of dispassionate instability: “The line of least defense has melted away.” The tone is neutral, the lack of resistance feels resigned, calm, almost good, as if a tranquilizing drug were beginning to take effect. The following lines are a disjunctive pastiche of statements drawn from highly dissimilar aspects of life, some commonplace, some dramatic, some imagistic and mysterious, such as the sentence “An animal in a carrier left on a subway platform overnight.” The image is an abduction of alien import; one pictures the animal in a state of agitation, or look of woeful anxiety, not knowing what the animal actually is. One might assume it’s a cat, or a dog, but it might be an iguana, an anaconda, or a raccoon. The image sits there on the page, speculative, compact, and unresolved.

The following stanzas, of which there are nine in all, continue the pattern. Stanza four includes a sub-stanza rendered in italics, which begins with an odd, Piranesian image of urban squalor and then makes declarations concerning the pitfalls of love:

 

Brackish water cascades from faucet to

cupped hands and then disappears into

drainage system of old-fashioned tenement

apartment. Don’t complain.

You can love someone without lying.

You can love someone with equal

intensity. You can sink into the

sickness of infinitude and never

return.

 

Reading Warsh is always a joy. Words bubble out of the page fresh and sparkling like water from a spring. It is a remarkable thing that poets such as John Ashbery, Alice Notley, and Lewis Warsh grow stronger and brighter as they age. Of these three, Warsh is less prone toward the oneiric and introspective and more inclined toward imagery of a quotidian, urban, experiential nature. It is the way he juxtaposes sentences in delightfully incongruous, paratactic structures that give them their energy.  

Victor Shklovsky once again in Theory of Prose: “A literary work is pure form; it is neither a thing nor material but a relationship of materials.” In Alien Abduction, dissonances splash like cymbals in jazz, vibrate in the mind creating ripples, echoes, foment, words in bright mosaic, cartoons of our lives in bubbles of conversation, drifting, meandering, exploring.  

Warsh’s universe is eminently social and diverting: spoons, socks, dinners, dates, a long train ride along the Hudson. This makes the title of this collection all the more ironic. One doesn’t encounter the eeriness of a Roslyn, New Mexico or anal probe aboard an alien starship so much as a gentle twist of perception. The extraterrestrials in this collection wear ivy shirttails.

In “New Travelogue,” a poem of nine short stanzas rendered in short, declarative sentences, everything pivots on the pronoun “I.” A series of events is listed, some spectacular, some mundane. The poem builds in comedic energy. The “I” of the poem appears manic. “I stumbled out of the bushes / to see a deer drink from a pool,” “I bothered friends with my troubles,” “I floated on my back in the ocean / at Maui… Took LSD in Paris and sat /  on a bench in the Luxembourg Gardens,” “I missed my flight from Madrid to Lisbon,” “I wheeled a stroller down an icy New / England street… Called the suicide hotline / but no one answered,” “I sang karaoke in a bar in Tibet,” and so on, building  -   through geography and situation   -   an identity of hectic ramification.

Warsh is also a writer of fiction (Spuyten Duyvil recently published One Foot Out the Door, The Collected Stories of Lewis Warsh), and many of the pieces in Alien Abduction have the feel of fiction, short narrations whose capricious designs offer aperçus and advice concerning daily matters such as socks and underwear, or ice skating and homicide. In “Difference” (“There’s a difference between being with someone and being alone, but I can’t tell you what it is”), the narrator is not quite sure whether to be grateful to be alive or what, exactly, to do in life. Some cities to visit, perhaps: “Prague, Berlin, Vilnus, Odessa.” The overall feeling is one of blithe acceptance of life’s inherent uncertainties, the kind of negative capability that keeps life interesting and leads to adventures that  -  for the narrator  -  are whimsical velleities, like walking “the Malecón in La Paz, one last time,” or swiveling one’s “hips in time to the music, an old disco record hidden away in someone’s attic.”  

“Dark Study,” for Bill Berkson, is a series of sentences remarking on a variety of events and ideas, none of which are related. A sampling of several lines   -  “Maybe abstraction sounds the death knell to the colloquial stammer, a tightening of the windpipe as the muffler explodes,” “You better turn on the defroster if you want to see through the windshield”  -  reveals the kind of incongruity that embodies the space between them, broadening the expanse of the similar in the dissimilar. “Some writers,” observed Rosmarie Waldrop in Dissonance (If You Are Interested), “are more concerned with finding ‘the right word,’ the perfect metaphor; others are more concerned with ‘what happens between’  the words, with composition, exploring the sentence and its boundaries, slidings, the gaps between fragments, the shadow zone of silence, of margins.” “Dark Study” takes this tendency to an extreme. It takes our brain into the outer space of a cosmos of sentences so constellated that each beams in independence of one another.  

Again, Rosmarie Waldrop: “any use of language is a passport to the fourth dimension.”  

I’ve never been abducted by aliens or had my anus probed by curious extraterrestrials, but I can tell you that life often feels like an abduction in and of itself, and that the overall feeling is often disorienting. Poetry helps with that. If, as Warsh states at the beginning of “Dark Study,” “There’s something we don’t know about that’s happening elsewhere,” it only makes sense to keep probing for it, feeling the walls for a light switch as we stumble about in the dark.

 

Brimming with Hats

The music of the present tense juggles vast

Skulls of earnest objective. Neutrons

Come in thumps. Fish come tumbling

Into the biography of a pill

Of aspirin and the rhapsody has pliers

With which to remove the vapor

From a dot in eternity. I’m anxious

To make a point, and that point

Is a warrior whose globules

Drip light on the gravel

Driveway of a bonanza

In the clouds drifting overhead

Like a fetus of inexplicable pasta.

Hope is pepperoni, despair

Has pastels. Many of us applaud

The rain but the rain

Doesn’t really give a damn.

The smell of thought is fugitive

And vanity is hard

To support with a two-by-four

And a bag of nails. An oak forehead

Is better than a pine box

Or an afternoon folded into Ohio

Like a hacksaw. They say everything

Is made of molecules and I agree

To sparkle on a yardarm

Not out of platitudes and what

They’ve taught me but sheer nerve

And willpower, the way our forefathers

Taught us in the navy when the world

Was but a scooter and ampersands

Tasted of adage. I began my life as a grimace

And I will end it as a beginning

That drags itself forward crackling

In a paroxysm of dimes

Like a rhododendron. Identity is meat

And blood, though I would prefer

A handkerchief. I’m awake now, thank you

For your honesty. I’m not a horse at all

But a fine chemistry of warm thought

With things to do. Everything else is weather

Like Bob Dylan in a Cadillac Escalade

Commercial. A hard rain’s a gonna fall

You betcha. And tenacity has a payoff

I feel at home in my nerves do you

Like me very much? I like you

But can’t bring myself to say it

Without getting to know you first.

Sit down. Let’s talk. Every sensation

Is tangled and inexplicable like a brain

In which the language is trying to get out

And describe the logic of things

As they occur in color. Say what you want

The Cadillac is a fine car, but the colors

Are wanton, and that makes us wonderful

Yes wonderful. And I mean it. Here come some now

Full of warmth and fungus and brimming with hats